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Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?
Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?
Dhuzy?
No
dhooz??
No
thishh??
Nahi bhae
Ami ki awaz aati hai
“arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?
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Connecting People
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
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Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ?
Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
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Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-(
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-)
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Q. Which day is stronger..! Sunday Or Monday…??
Q. Which day is stronger..!
The Answer is..!
Its Sunday
Coz
Monday Is A Weekday
(Weak day)…………………;->
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doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….??
doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….??
i dont think its a tough one
well the answer is
Because….They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
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Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?
Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
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Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->
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Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…
Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
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