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Bewakoof SMS

Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ?

5 Baar

4 Baar

3 Baar ?

Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho Gi. . . .

Tou Is Question Ko Sochna Phir Answer Dena. . .

Ok? ? ?

Who Played Double Role In Film Sholay?

Think

Think

Think

Answer Is :

” King George ”
Jo Amitabh K Sikkay K Dono Baju Par Tha :p

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Bollywood SMS

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

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MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to ****hi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!

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Bollywood SMS

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3
Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua
Pucho Kyon
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Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi Samjhaye Ki
Har Kaam Topi Pehan Ke Nahi Kiye Jaate!!

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Bewakoof SMS

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai...??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai....

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Beti:
Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen

Maa:
Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy

Beti:
Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy

Maa:
Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!

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Bollywood SMS

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya

Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha:
Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?”
Us Ne Kaha
Kia Btao Yaaroo…
Raat Ko Gata To Woh Tah..
Or Subah Maar Mojhe Perti Thi

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Bollywood SMS

Amir Khan Ki Har Film
Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per

Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai???

Simple

Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He

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Hindi movies

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of you seemed good friend, why didn’t you go away with him.” Amitabh said, “Pran jae per Vachan na jae.”

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Bollywood SMS

Mövies Öf Cöllègé Life,

(Clässes)=Bärdäsht

(Attendäce)=Herä Pheri

(Cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry

(Teächer)=Jäni Dushman

(Exäm)=Evil Deåd

(Exäminer)=DÖn

(Fri

(Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli

(Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz

(Resült)=Sädmä

(Päss)=Çhämätkär

(Fail)=Devdäs

(Fütüre)=Fännä

(VäcätiÖn)=Mästi.iend Düring Päper)=Hüm Aäpke Hain Kaün?

(Vivä)=EncÖünter

(Cöürse)=Gödzillä

(Märking)=Andhä QänÖön

(Exäm Time)=Qäyämät

(Çheäting)=Läge RähÖ Münnä Bha

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