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Bewakoof SMS
Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ?
5 Baar
4 Baar
3 Baar ?
Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho Gi. . . .
Tou Is Question Ko Sochna Phir Answer Dena. . .
Ok? ? ?
Who Played Double Role In Film Sholay?
Think
Think
Think
Answer Is :
” King George ”
Jo Amitabh K Sikkay K Dono Baju Par Tha :p
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Bollywood SMS
Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
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Bollywood SMS
MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to ****hi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!
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Bollywood SMS
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3
Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua
Pucho Kyon
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Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi Samjhaye Ki
Har Kaam Topi Pehan Ke Nahi Kiye Jaate!!
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Bewakoof SMS
Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai...??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai....
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Bollywood SMS
Beti:
Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen
Maa:
Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy
Beti:
Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy
Maa:
Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!
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Bollywood SMS
Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya
Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha:
Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?”
Us Ne Kaha
Kia Btao Yaaroo…
Raat Ko Gata To Woh Tah..
Or Subah Maar Mojhe Perti Thi
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Bollywood SMS
Amir Khan Ki Har Film
Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per
Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai???
Simple
Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He
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Hindi movies
Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of you seemed good friend, why didn’t you go away with him.” Amitabh said, “Pran jae per Vachan na jae.”
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Bollywood SMS
Mövies Öf Cöllègé Life,
(Clässes)=Bärdäsht
(Attendäce)=Herä Pheri
(Cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry
(Teächer)=Jäni Dushman
(Exäm)=Evil Deåd
(Exäminer)=DÖn
(Fri
(Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli
(Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz
(Resült)=Sädmä
(Päss)=Çhämätkär
(Fail)=Devdäs
(Fütüre)=Fännä
(VäcätiÖn)=Mästi.iend Düring Päper)=Hüm Aäpke Hain Kaün?
(Vivä)=EncÖünter
(Cöürse)=Gödzillä
(Märking)=Andhä QänÖön
(Exäm Time)=Qäyämät
(Çheäting)=Läge RähÖ Münnä Bha
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