Hansi ko IÑBÖX
Anso ko ÖUTBÖX
Gusay ko HÖLD
Muskan ko SÉÑT
Help ko ÖK
Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

Tum usse debug karna. Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,




create main karoonga

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ?.

Thakur [with anger]: ?Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.?

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now
logged in.?
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn?
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ?
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violati

A sample of Kannada movies produced by Kannada Software Engineers:
• CHATsod tappa..?
• Ondu E-MAILina kathe
• A.S.P Sangilyana
• REDO raja
• UNDOnu maadida DELEToo maadida
• Muttinantha OFFER
• Naanu nanna PC
• DOLLLAR alegalu
• JAVAda Jodi
• CORBAna rani
• IT Hudugara kannu US myaage
• CHAT maadu Tamaashe Nodu
• Chalisuva BRAINugal

IT guy - (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker - ??.stays * quite*
IT guy - I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker - (Softly) I have work.