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Ek programmer larki

Ek programmer larki ki galian ,

Saley kisi corrupt windows k pedaishi virus..!
O hard disk k toote huye cluster . .!
Recycle bin ki purani deleted file. .!
Oh c++ k ese function js ki header files hi ni hoti. . !
Ksi program mein memory leakage. !
Ksi logical error ki pedawar. . !
Declare kiye begair use kiye huye integer .
Pirated software ki nasal.
Chal apni dangling pointer jesi shakal le kr nikal yahan se!

Submit By: Dilawaiz
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Google Search

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

Sardar: Maine un se kaha "google" pr search kar lo... :)

Submit By: Mr.Genious
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window in pushto

Agar Computer windows
PUSHTO main hoti tu

Insert=warka pake
Delete=chapa kol
Alt ctrl del= Takhta gene ghaim dey..

Submit By: MOMI
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Girl and window

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.

She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen."

The surprised salesman replies, "But, madam, computers do not have curtains."

And the blonde said, "Helloooo.... I've got Windows!"

Submit By: MOMI
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Submit By: MOMI
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The eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,
I long to have thy software in my hands.
And when you send a GIF for me to run,
I feel a sudden twitch within my glands.

How sweet our cybersex in private rooms,
You type of lust and send it over the Net.
How sad it seems when my love's signoff looms,
I leave my mouse pad miserable and wet.

And yet I wonder on my lover's face
I only know thee through the online chat,
And although I do not care about thy race,
Perhaps thou has the features of a rat.

But in the end your beauty matters not,
for it's your email that gets me so hot.

Submit By: MOMI
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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.

Submit By: MOMI
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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.

When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.

She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?

There isn't even a keyboard attached?

Submit By: MOMI
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Software Engineering

The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female software engineers is on the order of 15 to 1. This makes it pretty easy for women to find potential mates among their peers. However, software types have a well-earned reputation for being... a little strange.

While discussing the prospect of working in the software industry, one woman commented to another:"The odds are good, but the goods are odd."

Submit By: MOMI
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Windows 98

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging."

"Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

Submit By: MOMI
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