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indian Pm
Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha ;-
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purcham
dil chahta hai k kha
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->
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Summer
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta
Q k
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->
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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;->
Hamesha Ganda Sochna
Submited in : Double Meaning SMS Characters : 204 | Sms Length : 2
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
girls misuse itbr
Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..
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Dirty mind
Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
U Dirty MiNd
AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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BAkrA ... :p ;->
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Double Meaning
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr...
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
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6 inch long
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
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Plz give me a 'KISS'
Plz give me a 'KISS'
Shocked?
Daro mat
'KISS'
means- K=Koi
I=Interesting
S=Sms
S=Send karo @
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Girls misuse it!
Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..
Submit By: SHAYAN (DEWAANA)
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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;->
Submit By: Iqbal Saleem
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