A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study…..

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

Two Friends after giving da exam.
Frnd1: Oye , paper konsa tha ?
Frnd2: Maths ka.
Frnd1: :-O Mtlb tu paper kar k aya hai ?
Frnd2: Chal be !
Frnd1: Phr kaise pta ?
Frnd2: Saath waali larki k hath mai calculator dekha tha :-D

Paper say pehlay ki "dua"
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ya ALLAH is dafa pass kr day next time zaror perhunge;-)

Father to son :
Pados ki ladki ko
dekh wo exam
mein first aayi hai.
Son : usko hi to
dekhta tha,
Tabhi to fail ho Gaya .