Question:
What is a Girlfriend.?

Answer:
Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k
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"JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay";)

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
Respect her,
Honour her,
Luv her,
Protect her,
Care 4 her,
Obey her,
Sacrifice 4 her..


HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (Game over)

Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia
Wife:Kon thi ye?
Husband:Tum plz Mera dimagh kharab mat karo!
Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se.
Pyar kro TELENOR wali se.
Date maro WARID wali se.
Ankh larao ZONG wali se.
Gift lo UFONE wali se
Or
SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.

A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..


But,


a boy takes few seconds to love & too much time to hate.

The best relation ever is b/w 2 eyes

"They blink together"
"Move together"
"Cry together"
"See together"
&
"sleep together"
STILL
"They never c each othr directly

"BUT"
whn they see a girl
"one will blink
&
othr will not.

"MORAL OF THE STORY"
A Girl can break any kind of relationship.

Golden words

Agar tum jisay pyar kartay ho ussay
na pa sako to
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us ka number mujhay dey do
Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye.

1 small love story
Boy &girl in restaurant
Boy-I love u
Girl-I dont love u
Boy-Think again
Girl-No No & No
Boy-waiter,bring separate bills.
Girl-ok ok
i love u

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon,

Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon,

Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon,

Itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du

Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai......
Hum kis-kis ke liye taj mahal banwayein??
Hume to har larki mumtaz nazar aati hai@