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hunters

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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~~Meli Pyali Behan~~

Cutiest Proposal:
Prep Clas Kids;
Boy:Oye Tu Mele Shath Shadi
Kale Gi?
Girl:Nhi
Boy:Pleesh
girl;Naee Na
Boy:Maan Jao Na
Pleesh
!
!
!
!
!
!
Meli Pyali Behan Nai Ho..

Submit By: MHI_123
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Jokes

1 jamadarni 2sri se:
Mjhy Tou Aisa Lrka Chahye Jo
Charsi ho
mental ho
Mela kuchela ho
Badbudar ho


2sri jamadarni: Chal Kameeni "msg prne wala" Sirf Mera Hy .

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Ap PAGAL ho,
Månø Ap PAGAL hø,
Guså kyun karty hø.Waisy ap PAGAL hi ho,
P=Pyaare
A=Achay
G=Gumsum
A=Anmol
L=Lovely




Zåida khush mat ho,
Ho to Pagal na..

Submit By: Zaheer Ahmad
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Jokes

December ki wo sham lota do.

Wo alfaz wo barish ka ehsas lota do.

Phir wo alfaz duhra do ek bar phir say keh do.
Plz ek bar keh do



Aanday Garam Aanday":-

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Jokes

This iz crime story.
Five friendz lived in a room,
Namely

MAD,
BRAIN,
FOOL,
NOBODY,
SOMEBODY.

One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station?

Police: Yes, what iz the matter??

MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY

Police: Are you mad?

MAD: Yes, i"m MAD

Police: Dnt u hve BRAIN

MAD: BRAIN iz in bathroom

Police: U FOOL

MAD: No, FOOL is reading this sMs.

Submit By: Zaheer Ahmad
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Jokes

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?



Larki ki amma...



Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai :-

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BV

1 Indian or 1 Pakistani ki BV Gum hogai
Pakistni:Teri BV kesi the?
Indian:Blue Eyes
Rosy Lips
nazuk body
Or
Teri?
Pakistani:meri ko goli mar
Teri dhondte hain..

Submit By: Zaheer Ahmad
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2 Choohay

2 Choohay Darakht pe bethay thay.

Neeche se ek Hathi guzra..

Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira..

Doosra chooha bola:

"Daba k rakh salay ko, Main bhi aata hon...

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Jokes

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash!
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

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