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Mangetar SMS

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

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U & me went to a wishing well.
I bent down threw a coin & made a wish.
U bent down a little more n fell into well. I shouted
Aaila..
IT WORKS

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Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye …:p

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Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base … ;->

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Read each word Reversely:
A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

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Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna….
ullo ko raat,;-(
Dentist ko daant,:-D
gadhe ko laat,:-p
gharib ko gaddi,B-)
kuttay ko haddi aur
Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

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Hassi ko inbox
Ansu ko outbox
Ghussay ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai

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Tumhare Number Ko Kya Howa he?
Mene abi call ki to Operator Boli
Welcome 2Jungle ap jis Bander
ko call kar rahe hen wo Darakht

Pe Latka hua he plz try later!!

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Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata hn isliay 3
tickets laya hn movie k
wife 3 q hum tu 2 hain husband ek tumara or baqi 2
tumaray amme abbu k.

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Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent....Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I have treated....all others died.

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