Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

The priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child?

Girl: Thats what Ive written in my answer sheet in the examination!

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon….
Lagta hai… kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoon…
jee karta hai,
in baalon ko trim kar shampoo karoon….. nahin to phir apne haath hi dho daloon….

Jab Jab gheray Badal chaay ,
Teri yaad aai ,
Jab Jhoom k barsa Sawan Teri yaad aai ,
Ab raha nahi jata Chattri lota day bahi!

Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Jab Jab gheray Badal chaay ,
Teri yaad aai ,
Jab Jhoom k barsa Sawan Teri yaad aai ,
Ab raha nahi jata Chattri lota day bahi!

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe
Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho?
Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy !!!


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