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Memon SMS

Teen Dost Tha
Phela Pathan
Dusra Panjabi Or
Tesra Memon
Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha
Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha
Too App Log Kasa Daite Ho
Too Phela Dost Pathan Bola:
Ka Hum Khali Maidan Ma Ja Kar Gol Daira
Banataa Ha Or
Asman Ma Paisa Uchalta Ha
Joo Paisa Daira Ka Bhair Jata Ha
Woo Zakat Kartta Ha
Or Joo Andar Houta Ha Woo Humara Houta Ha
Phir Punjabi Na Bola:
Ka Hum Aik Lakir Kachtta Ha
Or Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa
Left Hand Par Jatta Ha
Woo Zakat Karta Ha Or
Joo Right Hand Par Woo Humara
Phir Memon Dost Sa Poucha Ka Woo Kasa Karta Ha
Too Memon Ne Kaha:
Astag-Firullah App Log Assay Zakat Kartay Ho
Yea Lakir Fakir Keya Ha
Hum Khali Maidan Ma Jatta Ha
Or Paisay Asman Ma Uchalta Ha
Joo Paisa Asman Ma Gheya Woo Zakat Ka
Or Joo Paisa Necha Aaya Woo Humara

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Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere
brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

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EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA

WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN

MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON

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Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

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Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k
mazaar jao gay?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:

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Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

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Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

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MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

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Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.

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Memon Ko Current Laga…

Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha:
Kuch Howa To Nahi..?

Memon Bola:
Mujhe Chorr
Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh
“UNIT” Kitne Gire Hai

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