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DUSTANA

TAR MATLABA CHA DUSTE SHVA MARA PREAGDA.
PA PESO CHA YARANA SHVA MARA PREAGDA.
AWS DA YAVO HALAK CHA SPARASH YARAN SVA MARA PREAGDA.HASE GAP SHAP YARANA SVA MARA PREAGDA.

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*love sms in pushto*

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R.F

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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.

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A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar raheho?"

To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin"

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Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha:

Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

Pathan:
Wai Qurban,
zaroor dega
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batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?

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Jatt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo
Butt hovy te mota na hovy goli mar deo
Shiekh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar deo
Malik hovy te Gappi no hovy goli mar deo
Mirza hovy tey sohna na hovy goli mar deo
Raja hovy tey akarda na hovy goli mar deo
Chowdri hovy te Chakri na hovy goli mar deo
Te Pathan hovay

Jesa v howay Goli Mar deo

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Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or tawan k liye "10 lakh rupe kal subha pull k niche pohncha do" Ka sticker uske piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.

Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!

Sath sticker pe likha tha..

"Khuda ka Qasam paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka he k khan ne khan ko loota!"

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Pathan proposed his boss daughter.
Boss: Tumhari salary itni bhi nahi hai ke tum use Toilet Paper dila sako.
Pathan: Yar agar woh itni potty karti hai to rehne do....

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Pathan was Kissing a Girl inside a Car

Police Man:Kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan:Nazar nahi aa raha?

Police Man: Mera number kab aaye ga?

Pathan: Is larki ke bad

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Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k

1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai

Foriegner hairaan ho kar! Hey! man tum sarak pe peshab karty ho, police nhi pakarti kya?

Pathan: Nhi miya yaha tu kuch bhi facility nhi hai khud hi pakar k krna parta hai.

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