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'In an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrr
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurrr dhur dup dup dup..'

Submit By: saqib saleem
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HELICOPTER

SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE
SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT THA SARDI LAG RAHI THI TO PANKHA BAND KAR DIA.

Submit By: ABDUL WAHEED BHUTTO
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Sardar1: Laughing behind sardar2 at ATM. Ha ha ha. I have seen your password.
Sardar2: what is it?
Sardar1: its 4 star (****).
Sardar2: you are wrong, its 1234

Submit By: Arslan
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sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

Submit By: Arslan
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Sardar SMS

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..


punjabi se:


Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A


Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947


Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?
Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.


Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye


1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani


ab sardar se:


Q:naam?
ans: B.A


Q:kab peda hue?
Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me


Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai

Submit By: Arslan
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SARDAR ki mangni

SARDAR ki mangni hoi usko pata chala k mangetar ka kisi se koi affair nhi tha to srdar ne ye keh kr mangni tor di k jab ye kisi or ki na hosaki to meri kya hogi

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Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes..
Sir: go home and change.
sardar : koi faida nahi sir, ghar mein b 1 black aur 1 white shoes ha,

Submit By: Arslan
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Sardar SMS

Ek sardar pilot se head phone cheen raha thaa,
Pilot: ye kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar: Ticket hum dein aur ganay too akela sun raha hai…!!!

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American to Sardaji: Hamaray country main 90% shadiyan Email se hoti hain
Sardarji: kamal hai hamaray desh main 100% shadiyan Female se hoti hain

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sardar to doc

Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?
Doctor: Haan, bilkul.
Sardaar: To phir theek hai doc saab varna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Submit By: Arslan
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